Today I am going to be able to peer into the future. Pulling away the curtain of time, I will glimpse that which I fear; fatherhood. My nephew is sick, my sister has to work, and since I’m home all day, I make for a great babysitter. Normally my youngest sister would stay home (goes to college in the area) and watch him, but she’s out on some kind of trip or something.
So today, I get to see what my future will be like. I get to keep this:
out of trouble. Yeah. Right.
You are SO screwed.